Cleric of the Helix!
RREEEAAALLLYYY tempted to build a group of bad guys that worship a long forgotten God… Their Holy Symbol would be the Helix Fossil! and as they enter battle they would simple chant 'Up Up Down B Start Down B A!' over and over! The chant of their ancient long dead god!
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Helix Fossil Picture by Pegasi-Pony
God of Anarchy
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Portfolio: Waves, sea travel, anarchy, madness
Worshipers: Sailors, summoners, barbarians
Cleric Alignments: TN, CG, CN, CE
Domains: Chaos, Earth, Madness, Water
Favored Weapon: Club
Helix, the god of anarchy, used to be a large, tentacled beast, similar to a nautilus. He now lives in a slumber, speaking to his followers through fossils. Clerics of Helix often suffer from extreme schizophrenia, often hearing dozens of voices (though a few have mentioned as many as 80,000 voices before blacking out, only to awake by saying “Chat is restored”). Helix’s largest rival was a god of democracy named Dome. Helix’s herald, who is still alive despite his god’s death, is the Holy Bird, a roc with the Entropic, Giant and Advanced templates.
God of Democracy, the False God
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Portfolio: Flames, democracy, mental clarity
Worshipers: Engineers, problem solvers, strategists
Cleric Alignments: LG, LN, LE, TN
Domains: Animal, Earth, Fire, Law
Favored Weapon: Sickle
Dome, the god of democracy, used to be a large armored creature with sickles for arms before he and Helix fell in battle eons ago. He now lives in a slumber, sending out his advice through fossils of triops and other crustaceans. He wishes to stop Helix’s plans, and restore true democracy to all - he is most fond of telling his followers to corrupt the treasures of Helix’s goals, and to make them regret giving into their madness, and instead find a general consensus.
His herald is called by Helix followers as “The False Prophet,” but by Dome followers “The Flame of Democracy” - it is an Advanced, Giant, Element-Infused (Fire) Dire Wolf.
How’s that for gods?
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Holy Bird (Herald of Helix)
[Advanced Entropic Giant Divine Guardian of Helix Roc]
CN Collosal magical beast [Chaos, Water]
Init +12 (includes +4 Divine bonus); Senses low-light vision, darvision 60 ft.; Perception +21, Sense Motive +10
AC 26, touch 6, flat-footed 21 (+4 Dex, +19 natural, –8 size)
hp 184 (16d8+112)
Fort +17, Ref +16, Will +14
Defensive Abilities Resist Acid 15, Resist Fire 15, DR 10/lawful; SR 18; Fast healing 5; Immune disease, poison, mind-affecting effects
Speed 40 ft., fly 160 ft. (perfect)
Melee 2 talons +20 (3d6+15/19–20 plus grab), bite +19 (3d8+15)
Space 30 ft.; Reach 20 ft.
Special Attacks smite law 1/day
Spell-like Abilities (CL 16th)
3/day - alarm, knock
1/day - arcane lock, augury, banishment, clairaudience/clairvoyance, commune, dismissal, forbiddance, guards and wards, hold portal
Str 40, Dex 19, Con 25, Int 6, Wis 20, Cha 19
Base Atk +12; CMB +35 (+39 grapple); CMD 47
Feats Flyby Attack, Improved Critical (talons), Improved Initiative, Iron Will,Lightning Reflexes, Power Attack, Skill Focus (Perception), Weapon Focus(talons)
Skills Fly +5, Perception +21; Sense Motive +10
Special Abilities Ability healing, dimension door
SQ blessed life, bound by the faith,
The Maddening Spiral (demiplane of Helix)Organization
solitary or with 2d4 Entropic squidTreasure
Blessed Life (Ex): The Holy Bird does not require food, drink or sleep. It does not breathe, and it does not age.
Bound By The Faith (Ex): A cleric or anti-paladin of Helix with the Turn Undead or Rebuke Undead feats can rebuke the Holy Bird as if it only had 8 HD. Establishing command over the Holy Bird is performed as described in the Command Undead feat, and uses one of the cleric or paladin’s daily channel energy abilities. The Holy Bird cannot be rebuked on the plane of the Maddening Spiral.
Dimension Door (Su): When on the plane of the Maddening Spiral (where Helix’s body lays), the Holy Bird may dimension door as per the spell.
Smite Law (Su): As a swift action, the Holy bird add its Cha bonus (+2) to attack rolls and damage bonus equal to HD against a lawful foe of the Holy Bird’s choice. This smite ability persists until the target is dead or the Holy Bird rests.
The Flame of Democracy or The False Prophet (Herald of Dome)
[Advanced Giant Resolute Fire-Elemental Infused Mythical Animal* Dire Wolf]
N Huge magical beast [Fire, lawful]
Init +6 (Improved Initiative); Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +17
AC 30, touch 14, flat-footed 24 (+6 Dex, +16 natural, –2 size)
hp 217 (14d8+154)
Fort +18, Ref +15, Will +16
Resist acid 15, cold 15; DR 10/chaotic; SR 18; Immune fire; Vulnerable cold
Speed 60 ft.
Melee bite +24 (3d6+17 plus 1d6 fire plus trip, 19-20/x2)
Space 15 ft.; Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks breath weapon, heat, smite chaos 1/day
Str 41, Dex 23, Con 29, Int 10, Wis 16, Cha 20
Base Atk +10; CMB +27; CMD 42 (45 vs. trip)
Feats Blind-Fight, Combat Reflexes, Critical Focus, Endurance, Improved Critical (Bite), Improved Initiative, Improved Natural Attack (Bite), Iron Will, Lighting Reflexes, Run, Skill Focus (Perception), Weapon Focus (bite)
Skills Perception +17, Stealth +7, Survival +4 (+8 scent tracking); Racial Modifiers +4 Perception, +4 Survival when tracking by scent
SQ element infused body, fire healing
Environment The Dome of Concensus
Organization solitary or with 2d4 giant crabs
Breath Weapon (Su): The flame of democracy can breathe out a 30 foot long cone of fire every 1d4 rounds. Every creature in the area must succeed a Reflex save (DC 21) or take 7d6 fire damage. A successful Reflex save halves this damage.
Element Infused Body (Ex): Each time the Flame of Democracy is exposed to a poison, paralysis, sleep, or stunning eﬀect, it has a 25% chance to avoid it. In addition, there is a 25% chance that a sneak attack or critical hit deals no extra damage.
Fire Healing (Ex): The Flame of Democracy regains 1 hit point for each full round that it remains in contact with ﬁre. When struck by a magical ﬁre eﬀect, the Flame of Democracy heals 1 point of damage per 10 points of damage that the ﬁre effect would have dealt.
Firesurf (Su): The Flame of Democracy can climb an object on ﬁre as though it had a climb speed equal to its highest speed. Furthermore, it can ﬂy at its highest speed with perfect maneuverability so long as it remains in contact with ﬁre, and it can walk on ﬂames at its highest speed, as though walking on air via the air walk spell.
Heat (Su): All of the Flame of Democracy’s natural attacks deal +1d6 fire damage (already included above).
Smite Chaos (Su): 1/day as a swift action, the Flame of Democracy adds its Cha bonus to attack rolls and gains a damage bonus equal to its HD against chaotic foes; the smite persists until the target it focused on is dead or the Flame of Democracy rests.
*Mythical Animal is from Tome of Horrors - it is unrelated to the Mythic rules.
Well, I did say the NEXT reblog would be with the False Prohpet - SO I REBLOGGED MYSELF WHAT YOU GONNA DO!?